I am jigglypuff.

One of the few people that has the great ability to bear talking to me for hours is Kenneth. Let me just say he is a deviant person.

Me: my life is miserable
Kenneth Fernandez: and you should convert that negative energy into something productive!
Kenneth Fernandez: y’know when I am angry and full of negativity

Kenneth Fernandez: I convert the negative energies into kinetic energy

Me:

Kenneth Fernandez: to produce sperm

There goes my hope for hearing a golden piece of advice. Why can’t people just take me seriously?